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Whenever our Lord and Savior President is desperate for a boost in his public image, he dons fatigues and makes a speech, usually to a military audience (the only audience he can truly control, being its commander). But the speeches aren’t working anymore. The New York Times has him at 31 percent, Harris at 29, and the first Bush can now rest easy: his son has out-worsted him. Lord and Savior’s other ploy is either to invite a war (9/11) or to start them ( Afghanistan, Old Europe, Iraq). For now though he’s out of countries to invade, principally because he’s out of cannon fodder, and the fodder’s officer corps is none too dismissive of fantasizing about mutinies against its latest Custer. But Bush needs something military to boost him, especially after his disastrous half-pregnant vagaries on immigration. His solution: invade the border with Mexico. A plan is being “cobbled” together to send a few thousand troops to the border and have them play Minutemen. As always, little debate, little to no planning, no thought is going into the initiative. Just guts. But it’ll look like action. A-Team-sort of action. It’ll impress the idiotic among us who automatically equate a soldier with decisive action, a deployment with results, though by now, after Lebanon, after Somalia, after Haiti, after Iraq, after Afghanistan, not to forget Vietnam, we should know better: our military record in the last few decades has been somewhere between pyrrhic and dismal. Leave it to the Terminator to remind us what a terrible idea it is to involve the military in domestic matters. Then again he’s one of them foeyners, one of them fifth-columnist Republicans, as Ann Coulter will have him tagged before sundown.


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As One Put Naked Into a Cigarette Boat

Continue chiding, since it's part of the new aesthetic,
and parcel to our coming home, as if
we'd disappeared into the burning bush
that calls to those who sit vacantly in parlors
awaiting a fate freighted with song and dance.
I stroll while staring and raging
with difficulty at the stubborn sky.

On my honor I step a little distance
from behind the curtain, only to disappear
the moment no birds sing, which occurs frequently.
Leaves dustier than furniture, the sound
of sleeping grating through the cosmos,
my footstool, my only talisman.
It's been real, arguing on your behalf.
Gray cobweb shadow, falling, floundering,
finding a place to not be shy and think
boldly about the oldness of beauty, a place
to rest its weary insubstantial head.

It may be that I stand on the threshold
of the checkout line, unsure of what
to be impulsive about, which momentous emptiness
to spontaneously identify my alienation with,
what kind of languor to slide into

before being reduced to grubbing for credentials,
locked in that tumid late-afternoon skin,
effervescing in its sea of dreams.
And all the things hearkening back to it,
the boat ride to breaker beach
there at the end of one world
where it paid to rage at the stammering waves
that kicked and screamed solely for my benefit,
staged objections to the inexorable fact of me.

Look: I've installed a turnstile in my kitchen,
so your picture-postcard of desolation has no power over me.
In this doggy-dog world land is made motionless
and the broads are standing on the wharves
with some of that sipping whisky on those silver trays,
which we'd be a bear to pass up. You speak
of the old gods who've washed up on shore,
but I don't see them, don't hear their hue and cry,
though their maze awaits us, will amaze us.
Here, let me get this little rock out of my damn shoe.
Then we can talk about paddling off to parts unknown.

 
Van Foreman
 
 

 


 

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