Video: I'm Shit-Faced, Man, Version Francaise
It’s in French, but worth a look, and I’ll translate. The announcer (who seems to me an O’Reilliesque type chat-head) says: “I won’t resist the inclination to show you the beginning of the press conference held by the French president, Nicolas Sarkozy […] He was coming out of a meeting with his Russian colleague Vladimir Putin, and apparently he hadn’t drunk only water.” Cut to tape of Sarkozy walking out on the austere stage with that odd gait of his to say, as if out of breath, “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ll ask you to kindly excuse my tardiness, which is due to the length of the talk I’ve just had with Monsieur Putin. What would you prefer, that I answer questions?” And we thought Bush had the cretinry market cornered. “So. Are there questions? Go ahead. Oui oui. Ben, oui.” Ben, non! Thanks to Microdot at the brain police.
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