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“Surefire mood killers” from the succulently titled Cunninlinguistically Yours blog (feel free to add your own in the comments):

- Is it in yet?
- My ex is bigger than you.
- I prefer your finger
- Did you take the garbage out?
- What's that smell?
- Is it supposed to look like that?
- Are you hard yet?
- Hurry up, my mom's coming for dinner.
- I'm pregnant.
- Well, if you don't mind the taste of blood...
- Geez, enough already!
- How about a threesome...
- ...with another guy
- I have to fart.
- I don't feel anything.
- What a waste of time!
- My, what a small penis you have!
- What's your obsession with anal sex. Why, are you gay?
- Is that your pinky?
- I have gonorrhea
- Is that all?

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