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Tale of Two Losers
“You’ve failed; go home”
Pierre Tristam / Candide’s Notebooks, April 30, 2007
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That’s the message about to be delivered to Ehud Olmert, Israel’s prime minister, for his handling of the Lebanon war last summer. The message will be delivered Monday in the form of an official report by a government committee—Israel’s equivalent of an independent mission—and, according to the Times, is “widely expected to contain harsh criticism of the decision-making process leading up to the war and of the performance of the prime minister; the defense minister, Amir Peretz; and the wartime army chief of staff, Dan Halutz. Mr. Halutz resigned in January, and Mr. Peretz has said he will leave in late May or soon thereafter.” Olmert’s approval rating is in the 2 to 3 percent range. He’s putting on a Bushy front: no resignation plans, although the weight of the interim report on the war may force him to resign.
To recap: Israel went to war last June ( Israel’s favored invasion month) with two objectives: to reclaim two Israeli soldiers captured by Hezbollah, and to destroy Hezbollah as a military force. Israel never reclaimed the soldiers, and its invasion and subsequent demolition of swaths of Lebanon (not just in the South, and not just in Shiite areas controlled by Hezbollah) managed to strength n Hezbollah into the dominant Lebanese political faction that it is today, as well as the single most powerful military force in Lebanon. It also elevated Hezbollah in the eyes of Arab militants well above al-Qaeda, and by extension gave militants in Palestine a fresh lease on life. If Israel had conspired with Hezbollah to elevate it into a force to be reckoned with, it couldn’t have done a better job. No wonder the interim report is going after Olmert’s scalp: Olmert went after Israel’s with his decision to invade.
Israel, at any rate, has had the honesty to examine, albeit with inevitable blind spots (quick bets: will the report contain anything about the overwhelmingly civilian death toll in Lebanon? Anything about the cluster-bombing of South Lebanon? Anything about the Israeli military’s provocative incursions into South Lebanon and Lebanese air space?) its latest criminal excursion. Israelis are bannering up the message to Olmert: “You’ve failed; go home.”
Now let’s examine the parallel war a time zone away. America’s objective in Iraq was to remove Saddam and destroy Iraq’s potential as a terrorist haven. Saddam is gone. Iraq as a terrorist haven,. Never an issue before the invasion, is now fact. The war is nowhere near over. To the contrary. The death toll is overwhelmingly civilian. Iraq is worse off today by almost every measure than it was before the invasion. Where are the banners telling Bush— America’s Olmert—that he failed? Where are the banners telling him to go home? They’re not absent, to be sure. But the guy still manages to pull in between 30 and 35 percent approval. The failed war in Iraq is massive on all counts, including its financial and military consequences in the United States, where the American military is in shreds. Where’s Bush? Haggling with Congress over his meaningless “surge,” putting up walls all over Baghdad, and fattening up the walls he put up between himself and the rest of the world in Washington long ago.
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Vienna, Sunday, June 29, 14:45 EST |
Live Blogging
Germany v. Spain
Pierre / June 28
Set your alarm clocks, prep your laptops, give your chihuahua a swift kick in the arse and stock your fridge full of Carlsberg: This is the place to be Sunday afternoon for completely pointless, malinformed and likely inebriated live-blogging of the Euro final. Unlike 2004, we won't have an undeservedly dull upstart (Greece) playing a collection of Deco-Ronaldo whiners (Portugal). This time it's two goal-oriented powerhouses of football who, Turkey's Jannissary-like displays and the Netherlands' joyfully premature peaking aside (I wanted to see those two go head to foot), earned their place in the final. Somehow finding time for a little football between their inquisitions, their new-world genocides and old-world holocausts, Spain and Germany have played each other 19 times. Germany has the advantage with eight wins against Spain's five. They've tied six times. Germany has the goal-scoring advantage too, 26-21, although this time it looks like Spain is slightly favored. Coming into the game, Germany is 4-1 at the Euro, losing to Croatia, 1-2, and scoring 10 goals while conceding six. Spain is undefeated at Euro 2008, beating Italy on penalty kicks for its quarterfinal victory and scoring 11 goals along the way while conceding just three—and not one in its last two matches. Keep in mind that in qualifiers, when Germany faced its only true challenge (the Czechs), Germany lost 0-3, at home in Munich. (To be fair, the Germans defeated the Czechs earlier in the Czech Republic, 2-1). Germany has won the Euro three times, tops on that continent of warmongers. Spain faced no competition in qualifiers (unless you can call provinces like Iceland, Latvia and Liechtenstein competition. Spain won the European Championships once, in 1964. Anyway, be sure to tune in right here, the live-blogging should be fun with this new tool that I discovered while keeping up with the Supreme Court's Valdez-guzzlin, child-raping, gun-toting decisions. Go figure. No need to refresh your page: it's all really live. You can stay here on go to the dedicated page.
Meanwhile, since we're in Vienna, here's a little Mozart.
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